All the way to the top. I just have to remember to take my pen with me because it’s got the undertaker’s name on it. But it’s not that hard a climb. There’s a path all the way up. It’s one of the best vantage points to look over the city, right down East Lothian and across the water to Fife.
The best thing to do in August
I would say the Edinburgh Military Tattoo is the number one thing for me.
I was there on the first night this year. There was not an empty seat. I’d last been in 1987. It was entirely different then, mostly military displays, but they don’t do that any more. It’s young girls in their kilts, brass bands, drums, bagpipes. I enjoyed it. I filled my phone full of photos. There are fireworks every single night. I couldn’t take pictures of them because I’d run out of space on my phone.
My top tip
Carrubbers Christian Centre on the High Street turns into a cafe in the evenings for six nights over two weeks, they call it There Is Hope. I think during week two, for the last three nights, a guy called Steph MacLeod will be singing. He’s an ex-alcoholic, drug user and homeless guy and his music is all about his life. It’s a free venue and family friendly.
Best places to eat and drink
I’ve got two. The Grassmarket Community Project is overrun by tourists at the moment. They’ve got a full kitchen. I’d have to recommend the fishcakes. And I like the bacon and egg rolls at Social Bite in the morning. I met Harry and Meghan there when they visited early in 2018. I thought I was going to get into trouble because of the question I asked her – if she was casing Edinburgh Castle out for a wedding venue.
What to do if it rains
There’s plenty of places you can go for shelter. The National Gallery off Princes Street, and I like the National Museum of Scotland. There are different exhibitions all the time. They’ve got a full-size racing car that belonged to Jackie Stewart, and Dolly the sheep. For a dead sheep I think she looks very much alive.