Before I get to my main point, allow me to ask a favour: Please do not spend the month of January complaining that it is going “so slowly”.
Same every year… whining that time isn’t moving fast enough, followed by February and the rest of the year teaching you a lesson by moving at a speed that carries you through to next Christmas. Enjoy the leisurely pace before the car chase to the end of another year, straight from “it’s so slow” to “where did it go?”.
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January is also the month where writers and performers start announcing their ambitions for the Edinburgh Fringe festival. I will be returning with two shows. Ice Cream for a Broken Tooth is about seeking the joys that carry us through the pain, based on a photograph of me at the age of three, sat with traditional ’70s bowl cut, slurping into an ice cream cone in the hope it would help me forget about smashing my front tooth on a stone step.
Three-years-old was my clumsiest of clumsy years. I tore out a tendon while playing kiss chase with the Baptist minister’s daughter, and I cut my chin open on the blunt edge of a sandpit. This sandpit would later startle me when I dug down and discovered a toad. It was as big as my head and I ran screaming.
(It wasn’t as big as my head, but in that moment of shock it could have been a Ray Harryhausen monster.)
My other show will be a jaunty saunter through the universe and the possibilities that our minds open up.