It was like transfer deadline day.
Everywhere, on Wednesday, there was fevered speculation about whether or not a general election would be called. And when I say EVERYWHERE, I mean on some Twitter accounts that then copied other Twitter accounts. But it gave political and lobby correspondents a chance to talk like they had the inside line. Except it frequently came off more like a bloke sending a message to Sky Sports that his cousin, who works baggage handling at Manchester Airport, had just seen Mbappe buy the Daily Mirror as he waited for a taxi, so he was DEFINITELY signing for City. Transmuted to Westminster, it meant a reporter saying, I had been due to meet a senior minister for a coffee and HE HAS JUST CANCELLED!
The speculation played out this time. The PM decided not to wait on multiple Rwandan flights or further drops in inflation or changes to NHS waiting lists or a hope that there would be an English buoyancy and good feeling if the English national team did well in the Euros (clearly little faith in Southgate). Instead cashed his chips and decided to let us all decide. Maybe he’d a fortnight in Florida in August booked and didn’t want to miss it.
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Calling it for early July, just after Scottish schools break and many parents are trying to save some money on a holiday for which they’ve been waiting all year, before chiselling prices hit in, doesn’t exactly show a great deal of respect for the Scottish electorate. Or indeed any great concern for their votes.
The announcement came on the same day the government launched a new website with guidance on how to prepare for an emergency “such as flooding, fires and power cuts”. They advise, just for the home (there is other gear needed to keep in the boot of your car): getting a battery or wind-up torch; a portable power bank; battery or wind-up radio; a first aid kit (including tweezers); hand sanitiser or wet wipes; bottled water (up to 10 litres per day); non-perishable food (including a tin opener and something for pets); baby supplies. The general election campaign is going to be a gas!